Dec 161 min read

I Want Artificial Turf for Christmas

(to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas")

I want artificial turf for Christmas

Only artificial turf will do

I don’t want a muddy yard,

Or any grass that's hard to mow,

I want it green and perfect,

And it stays that way all year through!

I want artificial turf for Christmas

I’ll never have to rake again!

No more watering or seeding,

And no more weeds that need defeating,

Just a lush, green lawn that’s never plain!

(Chorus)

I want artificial turf for Christmas,

A lawn that’s soft and smooth and neat!

I don’t want real grass, oh no,

Just fake green turf to steal the show,

A backyard that looks so sweet!

I want artificial turf for Christmas

I’ll never have to mow again,

No more patches or bare spots,

No more muddy paw prints from the pets,

Just perfect grass, and all my friends!

(Chorus)

I want artificial turf for Christmas,

The perfect lawn, it’s guaranteed!

It’s low-maintenance and nice,

It’s a green oasis that’s paradise,

For my yard, it’s all I need!

(850)704-5267

515 Evergreen St Panama City Beach FL, 32407

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